My Alter Ego is a Grumpy Octopus Who Slaps Annoying People T-shirt
My Alter Ego is a Grumpy Octopus Who Slaps Annoying People T-shirt
Size chart
Size chart
Ever have those days where one too many people frustrate you in some ridiculous way? Channel your alter ego with the Angry Octopus and imagine eight quick slaps as you take some deep breaths in and out. No need for violence, let your alter ego take care of it while you stay cool in your new t-shirt.
This soft, lightweight, eco-dyed t-shirt is made from 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton so your angry octopus alter ego can last for years.
You’re going to enjoy this t-shirt for a very long time due to the soft cotton and the awesome printing.
Yes, shape is important and we’ve done quite a few things to help keep it with this t-shirt design:
• ribbed knit collar which gives it an elastic-like quality so it springs back into shape
• dual side seams to provide structural support and keep the shape for even longer
• shoulder taping which stabilizes the back of your t-shirt and prevents it from stretching
Materials
Materials
Solid colors - 100% cotton
Athletic heather - 90% cotton and 10% polyester
All other heather colors - 52% cotton and 48% polyester
Care guide
Care guide
Care for your great t-shirt to help it last for ages!
Don’t dry clean it. Just like fish, this t-shirt doesn’t like chemicals.
Better to warm machine wash (105F / 40C). No chlorine and try not to use bleach either.
Your t-shirt is fine going for a spin around the tumble dryer as long as it’s on low heat.
To get any wrinkles out after all of this spinning around and drying, use an iron either on steam or dry, medium heat.
Then it will be fresh and ready to go out in public.
Production time
Production time
🪡We take about 2-7 business days to create, cut and sew your new piece once you place your order.
Then it’s ready for shipping! 🚛
Shipping
Shipping
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