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My Alter Ego Is A Grumpy Turtle Who Slaps Annoying People T-shirt

My Alter Ego Is A Grumpy Turtle Who Slaps Annoying People T-shirt

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If you, a friend or family member can relate to a grumpy turtle slapping annoying people, then this is the t-shirt for you!

You may be fuming on the inside but on the outside, you’ll be wearing soft, lightweight, eco-dyed cotton which will help you to keep your cool.

Take a deep breath in and visualise the turtle doing the work for you. Now breathe out, knowing this t-shirt will last you a long time and is the gift that keeps on giving. Breathe in again and see yourself underwater, slowly finning towards your favourite animal for a non-touching high five and a thanks. Breathe out as you fin away.

Aahhh turtles. They never seem to look happy even though they spend most of their time in the ocean, eating and sleeping. What’s not to love?

You’re going to enjoy this t-shirt for a very long time due to the soft cotton and the awesome printing.

Yes, shape is important too, and we’ve done quite a few things to help keep it with this t-shirt design:

• ribbed knit collar which gives it an elastic-like quality so it springs back into shape

• dual side seams to provide structural support and keep the shape for even longer

• shoulder taping which stabilizes the back of your t-shirt and prevents it from stretching  


Solid colors - 100% cotton
Athletic heather - 90% cotton and 10% polyester
All other heather colors - 52% cotton and 48% polyester

Care guide

Care for your great t-shirt to help it last for ages!

Don’t dry clean it. Just like fish, this t-shirt doesn’t like chemicals.

Better to warm machine wash (105F / 40C). No chlorine and try not to use bleach either.

Your t-shirt is fine going for a spin around the tumble dryer as long as it’s on low heat.

To get any wrinkles out after all of this spinning around and drying, use an iron either on steam or dry, medium heat.

Then it will be fresh and ready to go out in public!

Production time

🪡We take about 2-7 business days to create, cut and sew your new piece once you place your order.

Then it’s ready for shipping! 🚛


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